Anderson Cooper Suicide Watch

Sexy, blue eyed Anderson Cooper has what it takes to be the first great White Messiah and greater than Jim Jones if he can persuade his race to salvation through a ceremonious mass suicide.

“He’s a mixture of robust good looks, a filthy rich family and a privileged education that give him all the qualifications to use his punishment by Mother Nature or, religiously, the Sun of God against him for the good of his race,” says Ghetto Bragging Rights publisher, Kirkland Perkins. “The only thing he’s lacking is that trademark blonde hair.

“Anderson’s older brother, Carter, committed suicide in 1988, though, I think that’s more exciting than him not having that trademark blonde hair. I think many in the Bragging Rights community will see it this way too.

“He is, quite possibly, the sexiest, blue-eyed white devil since JFK Jr.. If JFK Jr. had blue eyes; and, he’ll be even sexier after martyring himself for this cause of white salvation in death through suicide.”

“He is, quite possibly, the sexiest, blue-eyed white devil since JFK Jr. If JFK Jr had blue eyes.”

“Kowing this, suicide will be easier for him,” says Harlem Dyse of the National Black Anarchists. “God helped his brother commit suicide to clear the path for him.”
Dyse says the Black Anarchists have fully embraced African-Asian psychologist Lehand Quok Jr.’s declaration that the only way whites can redeem themselves to the divine is through suicide and are encouraging all white people to consider their people’s recorded history and fufill this glorious act for their salvation.

“My headline will read: Sexiest Blue Eyed Devil Since JFK Jr Kills Self for Redemption to God and Takes His Race With Him,” - Kirkland Perkins

DEVELOPING…

FLASHBACK: Son of Famed Psychologist Says Suicide Only Way Whites Suffering from Racist Psychosis Can Be Redeemed to God, Nature -

“People of Color Will Applaud Whites Courageous Enough to Commit Suicide for Redemption to God.” - Dr. Lehand Quock Jr.

“It will take more guts than he has ever had for him as a race to commit the suide that can make him whole,” Quok Jr. stated. “White people are not such cowards in the sense that they can not accomplish this abominable yet worthy task. Unfortunately, again, it is their vanity that may prevent some from demonstrating the path to their righteousness, salvation and connection to the divine.

“In the East, it is known that while black people & people of color have souls, which are energy, the white man has only an essence of a soul, a soul’s shadow, so to speak. In order for him to be connected to the celestial divine, he must kill himself.

“The beauty in this is that whites are more likely to commit suicide than any other group. If I can say God has given them the answer to their disease, which my father was not able to provide a cure for, then I will say their concept of God has done this for them.”

2007 Suicide Statistics for White People:

72% of all suicides are committed by white men.

79% of all firearm suicides are committed by white men.

Among the highest rates (when categorized by gender and race) are suicide deaths for white men over 85, who had a rate of 59/100,000.

Suicide was the 3rd leading cause of death among young people 15 to 24 years of age, following unintentional injuries and homicide. The rate was 10.3/100,000, or .01%.

 

Will CNN’s Most Blue Eyed Reporter Anderson Cooper Commit the Blessed Suicide & Lead Whites to Salvation?