“These are the ghetto’s new Titans,” - Julius Perkins
Nobody would have thought North Carolina brothers would have stepped to the plate the way they have, says new Ghetto Bragging Rights editor Julius Perkins. Perkins is referencing the top line of heroic Robin Hood like thugs emerging from the To Be Rather Than to Seem state. “North Carolina is only one quarter black, but the blacks who are relegated to the state’s institutional poverty there have embraced its motto: Esse quam videri (To be, rather than to seem) and are demanding there recognition.”
Who’s North Carolina’s hottest celebrity Ghetto Black Male Felon? “There’ s no doubt,” says a Durham Ghetto Bragging Rights community member. “His name is Lawrence Lovette Jr! Love profiling in his new ride set the ‘hood on fire! Every nigaro on the block is trying to strike a profile like that!”
The new history of the new generation of North Carolina thugs, some say, starts with Michael Currie Graham. Graham, who was nominated as for the Sexiest Young Thug award is currently awaiting trial for the robbery and slaying of Fayetteville’s Emily Haddock. Many in the GBR community hold Graham in high regard for choosing not rape Haddock although it is allegedly what the girl wanted.
Amid a quandry of other GBR potentials who have surfaced in the state, along came Lawrence Lovette, Stephen Oates and Demario Atwater. Lovette, whose popularity among some GBR members is already rated at Lemaricus Davidson levels, has almost dwarfed Currie in regional popularity.
“I believe Lovette’s popularity has grown so rapidly for three reasons,” Perkins says. “First of all, the profile of him sporting Eve Carson’s 2005 Toyota Hylander quickly became a GBR favorite. Secondly, there were some suggestions that Eve Carson’s family may have owned slaves. The mere suggestion caused ripples in the GBR standings nationwide with some even elevating Lovette to the Michael Thorpe level. Finally, his clean cut appeal and sweetheart personality touched the hearts of thousands. For example, before turning himself in, he updated his MySpace page with a new set of photographs that could be used for promotional purposes. And, even his lawyer, Karen Bethea-Shields, has spoken politely about his demeanor: Lovette was a smart person and “is probably one of the nicest clients I’ve had in a long time. He was living with his mother and was going to return to school before he was arrested on the murder charges.
All these factors combined speak to Lovette’s character, integrity and genuity.
“He’s no fraud,” said North Carolina rapper and artist Criminally Insane. “He’s the real thing. All the niggas in the hood love him. Eve Carson couldn’t have been killed by a better person.”
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You brack man bad, baaad. You kirr pletty white pelson. Me come stling you up! You watch out fol me!
Hi Ms Wong,
I guess you are a foreigner. It looks like you are attempting to demonstrate black slang or Ebonics in your comments as sarcasm. The problem is, use is wrong. I’m not sure if there’s a source you can go to to learn how to do it correctly… . I guess since it’s a black site, that info should be at my fingertips.
Oh my short comings!
Yeah, nothing warms the heart like a murderer’s promotional pictures on myspace. Genuity? You mean the Canadian investment Banker? I think they’re trademarked.
Lovette has earned solid support and standing in the Bragging Rights Community. He’s classy, cool & had some html or internet literacy. For me, he should be the new face of the GBR’s Sexiest & Hardest Ghetto Black Male Felon Bragging Rights yearly competition.
“the Bragging Rights Community”.
How lucky he is to be famous among poor, retarded thugs who will soon be in jail! Maybe he’ll have the pleasure of being anally raped and shivved! I wish him all the best.
Blessed are the poor… . For theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven. You only know what you’ve seen on TV and in the movies about the penitentiary, huh.
” You can’t make a straight man gay , only stronger” - Nikel Felon
you seem to have a problem interpreting the comments on some of your postings. Allow me to elucidate: Ms. Wong is writing her comments in Chinglish, and ZZ is not infering that the lucky Lovette will “turn gay” but that he simply may enjoy being sodomized. Alas, I doubt that Lovette will enjoy being shivved unless he is masochistic as well as sadistic.
Perhaps you should extend your horizons to include other viewpoints besides the narrow-minded, bigoted detritus of the GBR group.
BTW, you should check your spelling - denigrade?? I know that your tribe seems to be compelled to coin obscure, juvenile words for your artificial languages, but unless it has dreamed up a portmanteau, the word I believe you want to use is denigrate. Geeez.
Perhaps your new “NIGGAH” deserves an award for his most recent accomplishment. Here’s one he can cherish for years to come: How about if one of his admiring “Jail Bro’s” sticks his big fat dick up his ASS
so he can become someone else’s bragging rights.
I’ll bet Lovette’s dad is so proud to see how his precious ejaculation of sperm, 17 years ago, contributed to the benefit of society.
Hi Wonderbread,
Sounds like you don’t know anything about prison culture and the protocal of respectability for race & crime type.
Despites,
Thanks for Stopping By,
Jules
Smart? Cool? L. and At. team up, appear in more than one security camera shot, leave behind other evidence that directly connects them to the crime, keep the ATM receipt, get only a few hundred bucks each, call friends to say what they’re doing, tell friends afterwards what they did, turn on each other immediately, and confess. L.’s attorney now says he’s “nice.” Yeah, he doesn’t have a gun and is scared shitless, kissing her ass. Probably doesn’t understand prison anymore than he understood security cameras at an ATM or convenience store.
Prisonmates never respect losers who are this stupid, blabby, and scared by lawyers, cops, and jail. These dumbasses won’t last a week with career criminals.