Blacks Smear Protest Feces On Cathedral of Slain Cop’s Funeral

BROTHERS SMEAR PROTEST FECES ON CATHEDRAL HOLDING COP’S FUNERAL

(PHILLY) - While an ocean of blue gathered to remember disgraced police officer Stephen Liczbinski, an ocean of black took to the streets in a silent protest.

Like the police turned in out in mass to mourn one of their own, hundreds of the city’s blacks took to the streets today in condemnation of the city and its police department.

In stark contrast to the police’s description of Liczbinski as a hero, members of Philly’s Ghetto Bragging Rights community described him as a coward.

“Every day, we send men and women into harm’s way, patrolling the streets of our city, knowing full well of the danger, but also knowing there’s a job that has to get done,” police commissioner Charles Ramsey told the rows of packed pews. “Steve isn’t a hero in my mind because of how he died,” Ramsey said. “He’s a hero because many years ago he made the decision, he answered a call, he knew that he wanted to help others. … He chose to become a police officer.”

“There are no heroes on the Philadelphia police department,” another Philly GBR community member said. “It’s a lottery of cowards.”

Though blacks were admonished not to take their anger at the city or the police by defecating and urinating in places where white people live and work, some blacks said Philly’s whites deserve to smell what they act like.

“After what I’ve seen today and how these stankin’ ass people curl their noses and twist their lips up when they smell, see and step in something they don’t like, we need to take the don’t PISS IN PHILLY’S STREETS to a national level. It needs to be don’t PISS IN AMERICA’S STREETS,” he said.

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